What's This? What's This? There's A Post Over There.....

Well, well, well if it isn't me, doing exactly what I promised hey?

I do have to apologise now, yes I used a lyric from The Nightmare before Christmas there, but seen as it's a CHRISTMAS film and I'm not a fan, it's going to be the only mention of it in this wholeeeeeeeee article!

Right anyways, back onto what I said I'd do. I'm thinking maybe do things a bit differently and instead of full reviews or a full list (seen as I've done it before) I'm just going to go through my DVD collection instead and open you up to some awesome (and ok, some seriously shit) films.

The question is where do I start....

CABIN FEVER

Ahh yes, let's take a trip back to 2002. I was 17 and pretty much failing at college, well ok I never turned up but come on. Ahem anyways.....So yeah a little film about a flesh eating "virus" attacking a group of "sexy" people in some redneck part of the US. 

I'm going to be totally honest with you right away though, seen as I'm good like that, I only wanted to see this because Rider Strong was starring in it. Anyone who knows him will be wondering why in the hell he would make me want to see it but what can I tell you, I was a massive Boy Meets World fan!!

 *cough* So yes Cabin Fever, directed by Eli Roth (his first movie) is a great little fun flick which does what you need to. It has the gore, it has the laughs, it has the country bumpkins, it has sex.....ermm actually it hasn't, I mean it could have led to that but....yeah see it and you'll know what I'm on about...Also ladies, just be careful when shaving your legs....if you know what I mean. Well your Venus razor will not work well if you're suffering from a particularly nasty strain of a flesh eating virus!

As for the sequel......just pretend there isn't one! If you get the chance though, please do pop this one in as I promise you, if you like your blood that extra shade of red, this is for you!!

Here's a trailer for you people to enjoy!

Ok, so next in the list, hmmm let me just lean over and look at the DVD's.....Ahh yes, why not...

Re-Animator

Oh yes, now this is a real fun film! I mean come on guys, just look at the tagline, "Herbert West Has A Good Head On His Shoulders... And Another One On His Desk". Come on, how can you not tell me that it doesn't sound like good fun!

Actually based upon a H.P Lovecraft story, the film focuses on a pair of medical students, one who is rather normal with a girlfriend and one who is....well Herbert West. Good 'ol Herb likes messing about with dead tissue and well.....this leads to all manner of things. Dead cats coming back to life? Yep we've got that! Re-animated corpses baying for blood? Yeah, we've got that too. The severed re-animated head of a suspecting doctor performing oral sex? Ermm yeah we've got that one as well.

But don't let that put you off, this is a fun, gory film which spawned a few sequels and made a B-Movie star out of Jeffrey Combs, so trust me on this one, get a copy and get it watched!

Have a quick look at this then seen as I'm hoping you're still here!

Once I started writing this article I came to the conclusion that alot of the horror films in my collection are actually parts of a series of films so I'm going to dedicate a few articles over the next few days, detailing each film in the series and maybe a *GASP* short explanation on why I'm such a big fan! So promise me you're not going to be sat there reading this going "oh come on he's left out xxxxxx or yyyyyy", Well people, chances are what you're thinking about will be here soon! In fact let's make it a bit of a horror week....what ye s....oh wait....I can't actually hear you, funny that. Maybe one day they will invent some sort of programme which means we could speak over the intern..

What?

Really??

Oh......

So there it is, I'll call this one quits for now and get planning on the "collection" posts, we've got Saw, we've got A Nightmare On Elm Street, hell we've even got Friday The 13th!! Amongst those we'll also have a few surprises thrown in, that I can guarantee.

So sorry if this wasn't what you were expecting tonight but....well no excuse I just felt like it!

So keep tuning in over the rest of the weekend and the rest of the week and see what I can write for you Vaderites, I know you love it really...

No?

Oh...sorry

VADER OUT!!!

Oh No.....

Yes, I went all Black Ops on your sorry asses yet again!

I come back to have a quick look and to tell you something and it's happening again....

People are looking for Bart's dick!!!

What the hell was I thinking......You sick people, especially the gentleman in France from yesterday who felt it necessary to not only google it, but then proceeded to click back onto it a good 8 times!!

Annnnnnnnyways, It's that special time of year isn't it, and being a geek like myself it can only mean one thing.



HORROR FILMS!!!!

Now if you've been around since the beginning you'll know I'm a big fan when it comes to this genre, hell I even gave you my list of the 10 greatest horror films way, way back (See Here!!)......So I'm thinking to celebrate our first Halloween together we're going to have......

Horror Night!!

Now, I don't know when I'll be posting it up as I do have a few little things to sort out with the other site I'm currently working on but I can guarantee (oooooh shit!) that it will be up in all it's blood soaked glory before the big day!

Anyways enjoy yourselves (not literally when it concerns you cartoon porn freaks! I can only imagine some of the depraved shit you people get up to.....poor, poor Lois Griffin) and keep checking back as I promise, my big celebrated return (ok maybe I'm the only one going on about it but still...) will be worth the 2 minutes of your life (this does include the cartoon freaks as it will probably last longer than the time you spend with the pictures)!!

Salutations Vaderino's

UPDATE

Ok....Ok I know I know it's been ages since I last posted anything but I've been a little bit busy (Alright I forgot Ok?!?). I've been rather busy building another site to be used for a business venture, of which I'll show you soon.

The major thing is though....

I'm BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

So keep your eyes peeled for some new updates soon.


Oh and I do have to say unless anybody didn't know how Blogger works, I can see what brings the majority of you here (Thanks Yellowboard!) but honestly, the freak who's been searching for Bart Simpson porn and pictures of his dick....



SEE SOMEBODY!


QUICK UPDATE - Just totalled up the amount of searches for Bart this month......158.....you strange person you! Well I'm hoping it's just one person or else...well.......*SHUDDER*


Also I really want to thank you guys for continuing to visit the site, depending I've not put anything on since June time, I've somehow added another close on 2000 visitors from all over the world, I'm talking places like the USA, Germany, Australia, Estonia, Brazil, Mexico and such. I have no idea how you guys find me but carry on coming back!

That is all.....Vader Out